LC reader Will has tipped me off to this site where you can finally get your gay card. I've been waiting years for mine to be issued. Now, where's my copy of the gay agenda? I'm still waiting on that one.
To get your gay card, you must first take a quiz. I scored 66 which is "acceptably gay." Seriously? Only acceptably gay? I protest some of the questions. I may not have Britney on my iPod, but I do have Judy, Barbra, Donna McKechnie, Vanessa Williams, Barbara Cook, Lulu, Abba, and the entire 1957 and 2009 original cast recordings of West Side Story. So there!