Donald Trump officially announced today that he will not be running for president. The nation weeps. He made the announcement at the NBC upfronts, which I guess means Celebrity Apprentice has been picked up for another season. He cited all the money his show has raised for charity as the reason for his decision. What a guy. In other news, Teresa Giudice has announced that she wants to spend more time with her family, Snookie has decided not to set up a Presidential exploratory committee, and Tila Tequila has other commitments, but is keeping her options open for 2016.
h/t LC NY Bureau Chief Doug